Momma said there'd be days like this...

I told my mom the other day that my new theme in life is "whatta ya do"? (Translation: what do you do?)
I feel like I ask myself that a million times a day!
I woke up this morning and decided I wanted to venture out and do a little shopping. I am not ashamed to say that I need some new clothes. I just can't fit into my old clothes yet after having Sawyer, so I need some "in between" clothes to last me for a little while until the rest of the weight comes off.
Anyways, I had a 20% coupon for Stein Mart, and our new one just opened, so I thought I'd run by there. Then, I was going to swing my Target, and then maybe head to Old Navy.
So, after I feed Sawyer, I realize he has exploded in his diaper. He's never really had an "explosion" yet, so I am assuming it's because his tummy is transitioning back to breastmilk from the formula. So, outfit #1 is down the drain. Poop was everywhere!! I think I used at least 10 wipes, and I'm not kidding. I get Sadie up, give her breakfast, etc. and am ready to head out the door. I go to pick up Sawyer and he has spit up all over his outfit. So, outfit #2, down the drain as well. (I don't mean literally down the drain...just can't be worn for the day) So, I get him changed AGAIN into outfit #3 and it's only 10:15 in the morning. He's only been awake for about an hour or so.
I load everyone up and we head to Stein Mart. Halfway there, I realize I left my coupon at home. Disappointment. But, I decide to go anyways. I pull up and see that half of Hendersonville has also decided to come to the new Stein Mart today. There were probably 150 cars or more there. No joke. So, I throw that idea out the window. I'm not going to dodge 200 people inside Stein Mart with a double stroller that is comparable in size to a small bus. I give up Target too, because at this point, I'm asking myself why I even decided to come out today...??
So, I go to get my car washed real quick and head to Old Navy. I get out, wiggle Sawyer by myself into the Baby Bjorne, which is not an easy task, b/c he's still pretty limp like a noodle (no help whatsoever). Once I get him situated and buckled in on front of me, I reach down on his leg and realize he's had yet another explosion!!!! It was running down his leg. So, I get him out of the Baby Bjorne, lay him in the front seat and change his diaper. I put him back in the Baby Bjorne, get Sadie out, head inside, and it only lasted about 5 minutes. Of all people, Sadie, not my newborn, just wasn't feeling it today. She did not want to sit in the buggy, but there was no way I could let her walk around the store and try to chase her while I had Sawyer attached to me. I guess we all have our "off" days. So, after all that work, we all get back in the car.
I wasn't ready to go home just yet, so I drove to Madison and ventured by my old house that I grew up in. It was a bit sad because it is starting to look run down. I can tell there are new owners, because they've re-done some things, and it doesn't look good.
Anyways, we finally got home and all is well now. Everyone is napping. I think I will think twice before heading out like that again and trying to do a million things at once with a 5 week old and an 18 month old! Don't ya think??
But, as I've said a million times to myself...whatta ya do??